Yes I’ve Been Memed

Yep, I’ve been memmed, so stand back and watch me talk about myself for a few min­utes and learn something.

  1. I despise bananas
  2. I enjoy banana nut bread and Post Banana Nut Cereal, crazy I know
  3. I got my first set of con­tacts around Thanks­giv­ing and, I absolutely love them. The optometrist asked me if I ever had con­tacts before and he seemed gen­uinely shocked that by the age of 22, I had never tried con­tacts before.
  4. If I had a choice in the mat­ter, good butt jeans, black t-shirt with some snappy say­ing and either a hoodie or leather jacket would be my daily wear.
  5. About once a class I say to myself why am I sit­ting in here lis­ten­ing to stuff that is
    1. Really, really boring
    2. Seem­ingly of no use
    3. Have you used a com­puter lately, because I’m pretty sure com­put­ers don’t do that anymore
    4. Why don’t they have any fun classes?
  6. I had my first kiss when I was a senior in high school in front of a bunch of other peo­ple on the dance floor for our school’s Win­ter Formal
  7. Yos­ti­vanich comes from my mid­dle school days when I got called that it started with some­thing along the lines of Yos­ti­vanich you son of a b*tch
  8. I work really hard to have a log­i­cal rea­son for most things that I do
  9. I don’t dream
  10. No seri­ously, I must dream but I don’t remem­ber them, so I have no evi­dence to con­tra­dict #9
  11. I really despise hol­i­days, anniver­saries, etc: Why do I need a day to remind me of some­thing that I should remem­ber regard­less of what day it is? Do I feel more thank­ful of my fam­ily and friends on Thanks­giv­ing, than any other day? Do I like/love my s.o more on our anniver­sary or on Valentine’s Day? I would hope not.
  12. I plan on hav­ing an office with 3 walls of book­shelves and the other con­sist­ing of my com­puter desk
  13. I cur­rently have no form of trans­porta­tion greater than my feet, even my bike got stolen
  14. When I was a kid I loved play­ing with Legos, my most recent job rekin­dled that passion
  15. I don’t eat breakfast
  16. I really, really, really miss doing debate/speech, the peo­ple, the stress, the amount of work and pas­sion, all to prove ideas that half of the time we never agreed with or to try and impress some ran­dom judge that we really were about to be raped
  17. In between my junior and senior year of high school, dur­ing that sum­mer I ate one of the tubes of Oreos that came out of the boxes you could buy at Sam’s Place just about every night (14 Oreos, or what is in one row in the nor­mal pack­ages you buy at the store).
  18. The only real out­door activ­i­ties I enjoy are ski­ing and backpacking
  19. That sun is really, really, I mean really bright to some­one who stays indoors all day
  20. I have no place to read cur­rently and it’s one of the worst things about my apartment
  21. Find­ing 25 things to talk about is prov­ing really hard
  22. I really want to build soft­ware for the rest of my life
  23. Man­ag­ing peo­ple is one of the hard­est jobs I have ever had, you think it’s easy and no it’s really not
  24. I love learn­ing, I prac­ti­cally live to learn more, to just breathe in more and more information
  25. I have lots of scars but two in par­tic­u­lar stand out, one on my shoul­der from being bit­ten and the other on my fore­head right above eye­brow from smack­ing my head into a ceramic soap holder in a hotel shower

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